When I see a big butt I avert my eyes
I know I can’t be the reason why you grew them thighs
But let me tell you something that I learned the hard way
When they see you look away there’s a price to pay
They say “This big butt’s good enough for you”
“Let me get you all alone I’ll show you just what it would do”
I say “I’m just trying to be a gentleman”
This is where my troubles they will always begin

It’s a big ol butt, I’ll tell you what
It’s a big ol butt, there’s nothing wrong with it
It’s a big ol butt and it’s on the attack
Why you gotta hurt somebody like that?

Don’t hurt, don’t hurt me, I won’t, won’t hurt you
I can’t take much more, I’m feeling this, I’m feeling it

It’s a big ol butt, and it’s pointed at me
It’s a big ol butt, there’s nothing to see
It’s some big ol butts in a big old stack
Why you gotta hurt somebody like that?
It’s a big ol butt, I’ll tell you what
It’s a big ol butt, there’s nothing wrong with it
It’s a big ol butt and it’s on the attack
Why you gotta hurt somebody like that?

People gonna say looking at butts is wrong
Where I’m coming from big butt means strong
I’m sure some of you think it’s nasty to say
But then I see you come around on another day
When you wag your finger while I’m taking a look
That thing you’re swinging around has really got me shook
I ain’t dead got eyes in my head
All we’re thinking about is taking this to bed

It’s a big ol butt, on a big old shelf
It’s a big ol butt, I can’t help myself
It’s a big ol butt, think I need some help
Why you gotta hurt somebody like that?